TrimalchioFatt is the only online magazine that is the pure essence that represents the one thing we all call rapturous plush! “the apex of splendor.” It sets the standards and breaks other ones with taste, where super steppers strut and stroll while indulging themselves in the flamboyant life-style: “the elite people.”

TrimalchioFatt is the lifepool and birthplace of world-class aficionados whose meticulous taste have not been submerged in popularity contests or corrupted by ephemeral inferior connoisseurs of the day. Authenticity is the only joy we pursue! There will be no rating system because everybody’s taste varies, from size to color or from light to strong. We will only make documentation or a recommendation for example. If a cigar we taste is on the level and the cigar doesn’t have any clandestine turbulence in it. We will recommend food, wines, liquors and desserts that will complement the cigar’s splendour.

But if we taste a cigar that reaches well below the standard of pleasant, we will place an aficionado warning tag on the cigar: “Smoke at your on risk!” The cigar is only bum-worthy and it should be given away with a bottle of fortified wine. Some cigars will be elevated, but no cigar will be damned. There is no intellectual body on what is a great smoke and what is not; that standard is up to you.

At TrimalchioFatt we have a robust crop of wine critics whose tastes have not been solicited by error or have a premeditated bias for a particular winery. Realism is the only weapon will be used at TrimalchioFatt and that is the only way we will achieve our goals: the true connection of pleasure and bliss. And in the future at TrimalchioFatt we will bring back the flamboyant romantic era with short erotic tales that are impregnated with 98 degrees of pleasure, solacing bliss with unconquerable passion. They will push creativity, break jaded imagination and romanticize the possibility of love or lust?

One of many.

Yours,

Astonishing Redd

Chief Editor

AstonishingRedd@TrimalchioFatt.com